Time To Spare

"What do you do in your spare time?"

I go to Starbucks and get a buzz
I speed in my car, eluding "The Fuzz"
I dance until my legs fall off
I watch reruns of Hasselhoff
I eat bon bons by the dozen
I chat for hours with my cousin
I paint my toe nails fiery red
I weed my over grown flower bed
I bake a million yummy cookies
I tutor mommies who are rookies
I shop until my feet are sore
I rest and then go back for more
I sip champagne in my tub
I have my masseuse give me a rub
I create an abstract painting
I exercise and end up fainting
I read murder mystery books
I write songs with catchy hooks
You ask me how it could be true,
that I do all the things I do.
I do all this without hesitation
in the realm of imagination.