Good As Old!

What's this I'm feeling?
These cramps have me reeling!
Am I sailing the ocean?
I'm green from the motion!
The germs are attacking!
My immunities are lacking.
Tired, nauseous, weak.
I'll barf if I speak.
Sign language a must
or my tummy will bust.
The toilet I frequent,
looking grossly indecent.
How long will this last?
I've got to heal fast!
There are children to tend.
On me they depend.
If only I could
suck it up and feel good.
Soup, popsicles, rest
will fight this germ fest.
Tomorrow I'll wake
and illness, I'll shake.
I'll be the old me
no sickness...just insanity!